People wish for all types of thing from money, fame, a good relationship, marriage, and children; but not me...

I wish that when my Aunt Flo(w) comes to town, I could get out of town and away from everybody! When Aunt Flo(w) comes to town I am easily annoyed and it seems like everyone does their best to irritate me. My emotions are on edge, my body is a wreck, and all I wanna do is sleep. Aunt Flo(w) is a unwanted visitor who makes me wish for a means to escape to quiet and solitude... That I'll never get!! Oh, how nice it would be if Aunt Flo(w) was an actual person that I could slam the door in the face of when every she showed up. Mother Nature's a B!t*h and I have no frequent flyer miles!!
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